I was the last to know about World Nuttella Day.
Now I realize that I was the last to know about Pop-Tart World.
From the looks of it, it was merchandising overkill, in a dimly lit space (to add a sort of disorienting fun-house mystique). I would have been aggravated with the amount of screaming children, and over-priced t-shirts. I would have been really aggravated at the absence of Milton The Toaster.
Not that Milton.....
....this one:
You my dear have sworn off Pop tarts as far as I know. The 12 steps can apply here if necessary.
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